Archive for September, 2007

Week 5 Forgetfully

Week 5 is a rarity by FFL standards in that it is on time. No excuses this week, well they just wouldn’t wash. In truth we’re refreshed post-international break and ready to take on the world, or at least the world that is FFL and Premiership.

Okay so that was the original paragraph and I forgot to put this on, doh!

DEVELOPMENTS
Well we promised them, and if you take a wee peek at the tab labelled Cup you’ll see details of our cup competitions for this year as well as the revolutionary new comp known as the Super 16s. Ok its not that revolutionary, its an extra trophy for those teams that are in the top 16 at a certain point in the season. Ah more elitism you say, well yes, but also more interest holding hopefully with the Cups ending earlier in the season and the Super 16s capturing the imagination. And yes we did pinch it from Aussie Rules amongst others.

There’s a long way to go until the happens of course……

A GOAL A GOAL OUR KINGDOM FOR A GOAL
Not that we have a kingdom you understand but didn’t Sky pick the worst games this weekend. Not the worst games on paper, with Pompey a difficult yet exciting team at home and Liverpool bang on form – 0-0. Chelsea without Lampard and Drogba may be less clinical but they have enough talent to score against a Blackburn side with 2 good wingers and 2 good strikers – 0-0 again.

ANOTHER SET PIECE
Manchester United or should that be Man-head-er United don’t usually have trouble scoring goals from open play, but it took a Vidic header from a corner to grab the points at Goodison. Missing Rooney of course, but most other players are fit, except Silvestre who is now out for the rest of the season, but he’s hardly a major contributor. So where is it all going wrong? It cant be that wrong, they are winning ‘ugly’, these games win championships – any more clichés? (Doyou like that accent on cliché? Completely accidental). Elsewhere in Manchester, goals were as rare but somehow that was okay as City picked themselves up to second, yes second, beating a Villa side, who simply too much was expected of after they beat Chelsea – they really are not as good as that performance made them look.

WELCOME WINS
For the new boys – Birmingham profited from Bolton’s continuing malaise. It might be time for the Bolton board to admit that did really mind Big Sam leaving and they weren’t planning to promote Wee Sam in a year anyway. Sunderland ended (even temporarily) their recent run of defeats against Reading who could be suffering a bit of second season syndrome. And Derby….? The beady eyed among you will have noted Newcastle’s strip sponsors – Northern Rock – not the best of weeks for them or for Newcastle. Kenny Miller with a stunning winner. No-one more stunned than him of course.

THE OTHERS
Arsenal came back from the brink to turn over Spurs 3-1, Adebayor causing the problems, West ham continued their form with a 3-0 win over a lacklustre Middlesbrough and Wigan and Fulham shared the spoils 1-1.

THE TABLE
The Smegster continues to lead (just) from Jesus and the God Squad and the strangely competent Real Sosobad. Mr Gerry Donohoe now has the privilege of having 2 teams in the top 10, so he is top and second Donohoe….Once we have the weekly points I can tell you who is doing well, until then you can fumble around in the darkness of blessed ignorance.

Week 4

Well it appears that we got the Manager of the Month wrong, and its not Allan Dobbie, although it is Smeggy United. Explain!! Ok then, apparently Allan is a front for his friend ‘Smeg’ who according to legend isnt hooked up to a PC. Perhaps it is some kind of a Tony Hart-Morph relationship to me. We’ll investigate and let you know.

So congratulations to Allan duly withdrawn and extended to ‘Smeg’. Once we find out where you live ‘Smeg’ we’ll send you the mug.

Onto business:

DIFFERENT STROKES
Week 4 found a Premiership goal rush expected as two of the top teams played against two of the promoted teams. Two quite different scorelines with Liverpool stroking 6 (six in vidiprinter terms) past a Derby team suffering from stage fright - or suffering from terrible defenders, both Bo(a)b Malcolm & Mo Camara starting. Sunderland were a stuffier prospect as they pushed Man Utd all the way before losing a frustrating goal to a set-piece - Saha the saviour.

SWEET REVENGE
West Ham finally clicked and gained some revenge for a 6-0 reverse at Reading with a 3-0 wn, Etherington with two of them, but Bellamy really the main man. Martin O’Neill gained some revenge over Mourinho with an impressive 2-0 victory over Chelsea - ah Seville it still hurts.

BIG SAM LITTLE SAM
Differing fortunes for the SAMs - Michael Owen made his scoring comeback with the winner over Wigan, while Bolton lost at home to Everton.

THE OTHERS
Arsenal took care of business against Portsmouth despite being down to 10 men, Blackburn edged out Sven’s Man City who start to slide toward their midtable home.6 goals at the Cottage, but unlike Anfield they were split nicely down the middle. Tottenham having been 3-1 up might feel a little miffed but hey if you’re going to pick Anthony Gardner, thats what you’ll get. Middlesbrough beat Birmingham 2-0 in the least inspiring game of the weekend.

THE TABLE
Some big scores this week, Jesus and the God Squad ‘ascend’ up the table into 3rd ahead of Donohoe’s Duffers and also just ahead of the also climbing Real Sosobad who have leapt into 5th. THe O’s and Faithmonsoon Allstars have also arrived on the scene with 4 teams (Shamu’s Killer Whales, BabG’s 11, Relegation Stars and Its Tough at the Top) all on the edge of the main party.

Week 5 will be on time - I promise!

Round 3 Eventually

I never thought my CL qualification celebrations would continue so long as to make me miss week 3. And they didn’t, but after the CL excuse came the lazy-itis.

Week 3 - The Abridged Version saw Smeggy United claim the Manager of the Month award for August, and Allan wins a rather natty mug, which we will post on. Once we receive them that is, which should be by the weekend. On time as ever we are….